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Postby c3tra » Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:21 pm

*cough

Maths Question: John has 100 chocolate bars and he eats 43. What does he have?









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Re: friday joke day

Postby pedro » Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:52 pm

A great big pop.
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Re: friday joke day

Postby jason » Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:16 pm

I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre the other day. I know it was him even though he had his "back to the fuschias"
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Re: friday joke day

Postby chrisconnection » Tue Sep 13, 2011 7:47 pm

what do you call a police woman with no pubic hair ?







C*nt stubble ;)
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Re: friday joke day

Postby daryltaylor » Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:16 pm

What singer do you get if you put a duck in the microwave?










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Re: friday joke day

Postby jason » Fri Oct 07, 2011 4:39 pm

Man: My computer is broken, it keeps playing "rolling in the deep" in tunes
Woman: That's because it's adele (A Dell).
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Re: friday joke day

Postby RolexTharsus » Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:35 pm

Every time I finish a pizza, I crave another one. It's a Domino effect.
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