Unrecommend a film

[Meat Trademark]

How about some warnings instead of praise?

A few quick reviews...

Mariah Carey's movie GLITTER:
It's like someone puking into your mouth.

UNBREAKABLE:
Interesting first act. Oh, wait, that was the whole movie?

SIGNS:
Stupidest movie ever. There are worse, but not stupider. Aliens harmed by water come to a water planet AND ONE GETS LOCKED IN A CUPBOARD?!?!

...more later, getting too worked up...

[Onket]

Great idea for a thread. Will compliment the other one nicely.

As I said recently on the other thread, don't bother with-

The Sweenie

The Paperboy

[Phil]

[jason]

That film with the baddie from the recent casino royal. Valhalla Rising and House of a thousand corpses. My mate sent them to me and said they were brilliant. They were not.

[Onket]

What film with the baddie?

[Meat Trademark]

[Meat Trademark]

I unrecommend people thinking The Criterion Collection is above reproach. I'd say they're 90% solid, but cheeseloaf like these pass through sometimes. Seriously, who's knob did Michael Bay slurp to make this happen?!

[cartsb4horses]

i would like to unrecommend any film with Nicholas Cage, even that one where he thinks he's a vampire.

[Meat Trademark]

[Onket]