I have a confession to make ....
Way back as a youth I did music GCSE. For the course work we had to write an original composition of a medieval dance (?). Stuck for ideas of what the f**k medieval dance music sounded like I resorted to playing the keyboard melody from Bulletproof on the harpsichord setting on a keyboard.
I went on to pass the GCSE but I have always known in the back of my mind that I am living a lie and the name on the certificate should really say Vestan Pance rather than my name.
I now ask forgiveness ....
Soz