Christ, Hunts. Don't be shy, now.
If you want to make your own version as a contingency plan, be my guest. If it's better than mine, I'll gladly defer.
The only version I have of 100% is a shit-quality bootleg where the stereo sound cuts in and out. It is truly awful, and a damned shame because it's a song I very much like and I'd love to hear it cleaner.
This is what I'm going with, based on all of your input and what my ears are willing to believe:
Jesus Christ, all the kids are on drugs
It's Christmas again, they never felt so good
They don't believe in romance
now that love is dead
Pray at the altar of the ultimate fix,
100% is it
100%
100% is it
100%
100% is it
Get rich quick, watch the lunacy rise
Desperate head with the cash-till eyes
We don't believe in laughter
now the comedian's dead
We're wimps and wannabes, that's about it,
100% is it
100%
100% is it
100%
100% is it
BRIDGE
100%
100% is it
100%
100% is it
Out come the knives
every man for himself
And fear attention;
it's bad for our health
We don't believe in you
now that the dream is dead
We know too much, in none we trust
100% is it
100%
100% is it
100%
100% is it