pop will eat itself

Picking up on Jason's suggestion from another link - who would star in PWEI - the movie, including the band & us scruffy lot here

Many people have told me i would be played by Martin Clunes.

On feedback from others I'd be played either by Seth Green or David Caruso.

Bart The Bear



He seems to hold some of my same sensibilities.

I am bound to end up with a Johnny Vegas cameo role

Considering the span of their career, it's going to take several blokes to play the poppies over time... or a really good makeup artist.

I'll have no role in this film, unless perhaps they want a scene where some random american is throwing a giant fit with authorities at a concert, trying to get a refund - because PWEI has been replaced with stupid Marilyn Manson. This happened because Trent "The Twat" Reznor pulled the plug on them in the middle of their set the night before so Nine Inch Nutsacks could start early. If they wanna fictionalize it a bit, they could cast Ed Norton as me and have him decking Trent (played by Alan Rickman) in the nose after he jumps on stage during the first song.

side show bob's hair could be used for gra, clint and fuzz at different stages

Clint - Juliette Lewis
Graham - Gene Hackman
Richard - Tom Hardy
Adam - Alex Norton (Him out of Taggart)
Fuzz - Fuzz (Because theres only one Fuzz)

Craig Charles would be the obvious choice to play Fuzz.