or, reasons to read the lyrics in the album sleevenotes...
"Very Metal Riffs, Balloon in the Air / Can U Dig It? / Hell Yeah!"
"Glass Jaw, Alcohol Whore / Cardboard Cut-out Lion on the Floor"
"Welcome to Hell / My Nuts are Frying in Hell / I Could Try and Change It / But It Suits Me Too Well"
"The Bassist is Racist / You Know That We Must Face This"
any takers?