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Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:49 amby Meat Trademark
How about some warnings instead of praise?
A few quick reviews...
Mariah Carey's movie GLITTER:
It's like someone puking into your mouth.
UNBREAKABLE:
Interesting first act. Oh, wait, that was the whole movie?
SIGNS:
Stupidest movie ever. There are worse, but not stupider. Aliens harmed by water come to a water planet AND ONE GETS LOCKED IN A CUPBOARD?!?!
...more later, getting too worked up...
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:25 amby Onket
Great idea for a thread. Will compliment the other one nicely.
As I said recently on the other thread, don't bother with-
The Sweenie
The Paperboy
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:51 amby Phil
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:21 pmby jason
That film with the baddie from the recent casino royal. Valhalla Rising and House of a thousand corpses. My mate sent them to me and said they were brilliant. They were not.
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:56 pmby Onket
What film with the baddie?
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:45 pmby Meat Trademark
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 10:54 pmby Meat Trademark
I unrecommend people thinking The Criterion Collection is above reproach. I'd say they're 90% solid, but cheeseloaf like these pass through sometimes.
Seriously, who's knob did Michael Bay slurp to make this happen?!
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sat Sep 28, 2013 11:31 pmby cartsb4horses
i would like to unrecommend any film with Nicholas Cage, even that one where he thinks he's a vampire.
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sun Sep 29, 2013 3:33 amby Meat Trademark
Re: Unrecommend a film
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Sun Sep 29, 2013 6:55 amby Onket