friday joke day

[c3tra]

*cough

Maths Question: John has 100 chocolate bars and he eats 43. What does he have?









Apparently diabetes wasn't the right answer.

[pedro]

A great big pop.

[jason]

I saw Michael J Fox in the garden centre the other day. I know it was him even though he had his "back to the fuschias"

[pedro]

[chrisconnection]

what do you call a police woman with no pubic hair ?







C*nt stubble

[daryltaylor]

What singer do you get if you put a duck in the microwave?










Bill Withers!

[jason]

Man: My computer is broken, it keeps playing "rolling in the deep" in tunes
Woman: That's because it's adele (A Dell).

[RolexTharsus]

Every time I finish a pizza, I crave another one. It's a Domino effect.

[Onket]